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I’ve been debating all week whether or not to write about this dream I had. First off let me say this, I’m not religious, at all. I’ve been to church, but only when I was young and my mother forced me. Other than that I find organized religion quite appalling in general. With that said, I’ll get into this awkward dream.

The dream starts out with me treading water close to the shore. There are people around. I’m not sure whether I know any of these people or not. Ahead of me onshore is a beach and a cave behind that. I can’t see inside the cave. Behind me is more water. The premise of the dream is that there’s a choice to be made. Either I go forward into the cave, with God (in this instance God wasn’t Jesus, Allah etc just God) or I go back into the open ocean. So I ask this guy, who looks scraggly and unkept like he’s been at sea for awhile, what’s in the open ocean. He says to me “The Federalist Papers”. The Federalist Papers? Yes really. I had a dream about God vs The Federalist Papers. Anyway, if you don’t know what the Federalist Papers are, read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federalist_Papers

The nameless scraggly guy chooses The Federalist Papers and immediately he begins to regret his decision. He discovers that he made the wrong choice. It reminded me of this scene from Indiana Jones:

The only difference was the guy didn’t turn to dust. Instead he jumps on me in the water in an attempt to save himself. At this point I make my decision and head towards the cave. With this guy attached to me I cross into the shadow of the caves entrance. As soon as I hit this point the guy on my back is forcibly removed from me. It felt like each of our skins were Velcro and we were being separated. It wasn’t painful it just felt strange. Next thing I know Ann is shaking me awake because I’m making a loud humming noise in my sleep, a noise that I’m pretty sure was a yell in my dream. That was it. I remember Ann asking me what my bad dream was about, I was so embarrassed and dumbfounded that I had to tell her “It was about God and the Federalist Papers” She probably thought I was crazy. Anyways, that’s my strange dream, what do you guys think?

Here are the 3 choices I’ve come up with for the walkout on
NYE. Leave a comment with your choice for one of them. Thanks for
the help guys!!

1. “Respect” The Notorious B.I.G.

2. “Two Words” Kanye West

3. “So What’cha Want” The Beastie Boys

I train with a great group of guys. Aside from being fighters that I can admire and learn from they all have their personality quirks that make them interesting and eternally entertaining. The past week has been especially entertaining as a group of us have been in close quarters for over a week. I thought I might give you all a all glimpse of the happenings in camp….

Antonio needs to have a cell phone surgically attached to his ear. Seriously, I’d say he’s on the phone 85% of the time. The only time he’s not on the phone is when he’s showering (which isn’t very often). I can hear him talking from my room, and so far, everytime I go to sleep he’s on the phone, and everytime I wake up…..he’s on the phone. It’s eerie. I often wonder who he talks to. He doesn’t sleep much, so normally, when I get up to take a piss at night, he’s talking to someone.

Brett Cooper eats more than any human I’ve ever been around. We went to the store an Brett offered to pay for more than his share of the groceries and I wondered why. Well, as it turns out Brett actually just eats that much. He’ll tell you that he just snacks alot but that’s bullshit. He snacks alot, then when it’s time for a meal he eats more than all of us, even the heavyweights. At nearly every meal he’s cleaning his plate and then asking “you g’on eat that?” like we’re in prison or some shit. I just started giving anything I didn’t plan on eating to Brett, “thanks man” no objection at all. The boy can eat.

Emmanuel Newton is quite hilarious. I think he has a future as a comedian. Pretty much every night we come upstairs for bed and he’s entertaining himself by becoming any number of characters and calling this hook up line to mess with people. Sometimes it’s Joker, a Latino gangster from LA. Other times it’s Victor, a metro sexual rich guy that lives in Hollywood and is looking for people to party with. Then it’s…well…he acts like a girl, but I’m not sure I caught a name for her yet. It’s hilarious.

Chase Gormley is working on race issues. I think he’s just mad that he can’t turn around in the upstairs shower, it’s hard being a heavyweight. We used to give Chase shit about being an undercover racist, but then he went and had a beautiful baby girl with a Latina, so we had to stop.

Anyways, just a few snippets from camp. More to come…

Before i begin these reviews I’d like to first apologize to the three companies that supplied me with their products for review. I wasn’t getting quite as much training time with the gi as i would have liked, therefore it took me a little longer to get a feel for each one.

The three companies in question are Vulkan, Ouano and Gracie Barra. I’ll be reviewing them all independently in three separate entries. I hope you gain some insight into which gi may be better for your needs.

-Vulkan Ultra Light
The first gi that i received was from Matheus at Vulkan. I asked all the jiu jitsu players around the gym about the quality of Vulkan’s products and received rave reviews about Vulkan’s quality, weight and durability. I received the gi and the first thing i noticed was how light it was, like, really light. This would be a great gi for training in the summer and also competition. I’ve never done a gi jiu jitsu tournament but from what i understand you must weigh in your uniform right before you compete. The Vulkan weighs in at just under 3lbs, about 2.7. The fit of the Vulkan is ideal, i wear an A-2 but my legs are a little bigger than normal so i was worried that the pants wouldn’t be big enough. Fortunately the pants fit very well with plenty of room for my thunder thighs to breathe. I was worried that the gi would shrink when i washed and be too small afterward but Vulkan’s claim that their gi’s are “pre shrunk” held up, i hung dry the uniform and the fit was the same as pre wash. I also noticed that the Vulkan dried a bit quicker than the other two, i presume because it’s lighter and is made of less material. Overall this is an outstanding gi that i think is perfect for summer training as well as competition. It’s light, durable and stays true to size. For more information about Vulkan and their products check them out here: